Perfil das Personagens

Já que não sai logo essa porra desse post sobre a Segunda Temporada, resolvi escrever um post sobre as personagens. Na verdade, sobre os nomes das personagens.

Depois que a Pigga postou no Cara Livro dela a definição de seu nome segundo o cultíssimo urbandictionary.com, fiquei aqui pensando qual seria a definição dos nossos apelidos. Very enlightening!

Pigga

Pigga (sometimes spelled piggah, pigger) is Polish white nigga, or wigga. Generally speaking they're the Yukka Brothers, the wannabe niggaz of hip hop culture.

Pigga - Yooo meeeen. Tschek dis oout. Uona draaayv in may Golf tooo deee beeech?
Real Nigga 1: - Son, wanna black eye?
Pigga - Yeaa I'ma black gay, yooo nou.
Real Nigga 2 - C'mon, he's a pigga, can't you see? Don't bother.
Real Nigga 1 - Fo shizzle my nizzle! Now I know. We're outta here. Damn piggaz.

Tanga

Bobo!!!! it means your slow.. dumb.

You're so tanga!!!

Ruba

A young lad, of British descent. Goes to maine every weekend. Makes faces of comical caliber.

Let's go rob Ruba's house, his door is always open.

Carla

Carla is the Canadian Condom Fairy. She is considered a very kind and sweet person with as many hugs to give as she does condoms. You will be glad to have her in your life because the Condom Fairy isn't just for sex, she's for life.

'We can't have sex tonight Jane, I'm unprotected.'

'It's ok, Carla left a condom under my pillow this morning.'

Zé

Ze is a gender neutral pronoun. It refers to someone who does not fit into gender binary.

Ze is wearing such a cute shirt!





Para a Juju, Gaby e euzinha (FW) foi mais difícil escolher uma só:

Juju

1. Form of black magic or witchcraft very common in africa especially nigeria

Dan: I don't feel well
Mikey: I swear someone's doing juju on you


2. Weed. Mary J. Pot. Joint.

Give me some juju now!!


3. A ghetto ass old black woman, one who loves to talk in jibberish.

That niggas granny is a juju.


Gaby

1. A mythical Mexican beast. EXTREMELY dangerous when hungry.

Don't bring tacos near the Gaby, it will attack you.


2. A male baby that you can already tell is going to be gay when he grows up.

Dude, did you see her kid the other day? What a gaby!


3. The act of placing a gerbal in your ass.

The gerbal placed in the condom just got a gaby.


FW

1. Short for Flirt Whore. The girls you'd think were the sweet innocent type but totally mislead you. They flirt for fun and they're good at tricking the guys into liking them.

"OMG! Stop being such an FW!"


2. Abbreviation for Future Wife.

"She likes swedish berries? I think we found your FW."


3. Financial Winner, a term used when you've managed to make a saving on something, or better still got something for free.

I'm off to the gym for a shower, rather than using my own hot water, FW!!


4. Fuckin Whore.

Usually used by a female as a way of saying that she accepts the fact that she is abusing her hottness and taking advantage of multiple interested parties simultaneously and leading them on. This advantage taking can be emotionally, physically or monetarily. Similar to a player, but not necessarily a slut.

I'm such a FW.